I don’t want a Minions movie.
I want the stop-motion Addams Family movie Illuminations announced back in May 2010.
I don’t need a Penguins of Madagascar feature film either.
I’ll just take the next three How to Train Your Dragon movies now, please.
For being such a bad movie, I have to say that Escape From Planet Earth does get an B+ for female characters. Unfortunately the female villain’s motivation was a man who was toying with her emotions and the female characters didn’t have an excessive amount of interaction that wasn’t male centered but the other two characters were bad asses and having one third of your main cast be women is better than we’re use to. Go Canada.
Um CHYEAH THAT MEANS IT WAS GOOD IT WAS SO GOOD I’M GONNA VURP!