I am dead. This killed me. Killed me until I was dead.
Someone posted this fic on the personal Facebooks of Bill Farmer and Jason Marsden, the voice actors of Goofy and Max Goof…

An Extremely Goofy Wedding
Chapter 1: Not an ordinary day:
It was in June when Max had waked up at college. [Where’s he’s been and a couple days ago Max finally graduated and everyone going home to see there families]. Bobby asked Max “hey max dude want to get breakfast with me and PJ then have some cheddar whizzy?” Max: Nah Bobby I’ll pass on the cheddar whizzy but I wouldn’t mind having breakfast. So then Max asked the question when are you guys going home. Bobby replied: {while eating eggs and bacon}… I’m leaving tomorrow and PJ is leaving tomorrow to. PJ: I hope my dad won’t be to upset that I’ll be back! Max: I’m sure he won’t he hasn’t seen you in while it seems. Then PJ asked: How about you Max when are you leaving buddy? Max: Well I’m going to leave today because I have a big date with Roxanne at the park I hope everything goes well. Then Max yelled I’M SO EXCITED TO SEE ROXANNE!!!!!
