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ANIMATED FILMS OF 2013

Escape From Planet Earth (Rainmaker): Directed By Cal Brunker
Starring Rob Corddry, Brendan Fraser, Jessica Alba

Alien underdog Gary has to rescue his brother and become a hero.

Mr. Peabody & Sherman (DreamWorks): Directed by Rob Minkoff
Starring Ty Burrell, Max Charles, Stephen Colbert

Talking dog and boy have to protect the space-time continuum.

Turbo (DreamWorks): Directed by David Soren
Starring Ryan Reynolds, Paul Giamatti, Samuel L. Jackson

An ordinary garden snail dreams of being a racer.

The Croods (DreamWorks): Directed by Kirk DeMicco and Chris Sanders
Starring Nicholas Cage, Ryan Reynolds, Emma Stone

A family (and uninvited tagalog) fight to survive prehistoric changes.

Epic (Blue Sky): Directed by Chris Wedge
Starring Beyonce Knowles, Colin Farrell, Josh Hutcherson

An unsuspecting teen aids in a battle of good vs evil in a magical forest.

Monsters University (Pixar): Directed by Dan Scanlon
Starring John Goodman, Billy Crystal, Steve Buscemi

Revisit Monstropolis with a new look at Mike and Sulley’s friendship.

Despicable Me 2 (Illumination): Directed by Pierre Coffin and Chris Renaud
Starring Steve Carell, Miranda Cosgrove, Al Pacino

Gru is back with his daughters, minions and a new nemesis.

Dorothy of Oz (Summertime): Directed by Dan St. Pierre, Will Finn
Starring Lea Michele, Martin Short, Dan Aykroyd

Dorothy returns to Oz to help her friends save it from the Wicked Jester.

Frozen (Disney): Directed by Chris Buck
Starring Kristen Bell, Idina Menzel

Anna has to fight magical elements to free the land of eternal winter.

Khumba (Triggerfish): Directed by Anthony Silverston
Starring Jake T. Austin, AnnaSophia Robb, Joey Richter

A unique zebra and friends search to end the drought.

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The DreamWorks Animation Panel Is Now Online

Remember last week’s secondhand re-cap of the DreamWorks Animation Panel at Comic-Con? Well, DW just posted a video of the panel on their YouTube page. While it could be argued that this makes my previous post pointless, there is one HUGELY important portion of the panel that has been inexplicably excised from the vid. The Croods clips. They’ve been cut. So if you want to read Edward Douglas’ detailed description of what you’re missing (along with my own candid, caffeine-fueled commentaries) you should still click the link above. (Or: Lazy folks can click here.) Anyway, enjoy the video. I know I did!

Whoa, The Penguins of Madagascar movie is still happening. I have a feeling that by 2015 DreamWorks will come out with four films a year.

Me and My Shadow is half 2D! You seriously have my interest DreamWorks. Twenty films up and coming, goddammit. I am so hot and cold with your company it’s ridiculous. …Usually hot though. Now that you’ve got Madagascar 3 out of your system, I’m ready to let you kill my bank account with your next six films.

You seriously scare me though. All of this, and your little indoor theme park project. You’re either about go hit it bigger than every or you’re about to crash and burn and take my heart with you.